Women's Fashion aka Turd Fest

• Decorative pockets
• The number one insult to humanity. It's like lies and deceit woven into your clothing. Why would you want that? WHY?

• Pockets so tiny you can only snugly fit a quarter.
• This is pointless, give me the decorative pockets back.

• Translucent tees
• Flowy button-ups and blouses I understand, but really? A capsleeve, solid color tee?

Exactly

• Women's size charts are basically based on whim.
• Oh, you mean jean size? No, wait, dress size. European? 

• Women's hiking sneakers selection without having to go to a specialty store.
• Whoa, whoa, wait...you want ankle support and a tongue with decent coverage? Oh, and good luck getting those in 'waterproof'. Also, your laces will fray in a couple days. Cheerio.

• Pantyhose.
• Just...pantyhose.
• No but really, getting them on, keeping them on, getting them off, storing them, rips, fuzzballs, static cling, wedgies, they are everything wrong with the world.
• ^may contain hyperbole

Ahhh, that felt good to say.