In which I have too many opinions....

No disrespect or nuthin', but aren't we done with the

teenager angst and wonder and loneliness drama?

No?

Well actually this looks really tasteful and entertaining

and even meaningful.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1659337/

Whaaaaa??

This looked normal and then......it wasn't.

o_O

And I'm very upset it's rated R

because it seems intensely intriguing

and I wanna see it!

Boo :(

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1371111/

One word:

Denzel.

Sexiest black man that can 

make me cry my eyes out with

any performance.

Plzthxbai.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1907668/

Ehhhhhh.

Keira Knightley again.

Mostly, this makes my itching to

read the book far more irritating.

Leo Tolstoy, ftw.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1781769/

Ohhh, my heavens.

Bradley Cooper paired with

Jennifer Lawrence.

As mentally unstable maniacs.

Do you get any better?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045658/

K, "spoiler" but all the trailer entails is

a boy and a tiger stranded out at sea

with the tiger dominating the boat.

Cuz he'll eat the kid.

But the emotional connection had me

quite nearly in tears.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454876/

Seriously, now?

I thought the point of 

The Expendables

was that it was the quote-unquote

"Last Hurrah"

for all those manly men to be....

manly men again.

Before they prune and shrivel up

in the nursing home.

C'mon, now.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1764651/

And on an ending note:

Birthday movie, much?

I think so!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/